Sticks (Big Fat Ones!)

The other day we got this in the mail:

Now, do you see what it says?

It is an advertisement for a ‘rewarding opportunity’.

But the opportunity is not going to be revealed at this time.

You will find out next week.

So in the meantime, Sears sent millions of people big, fat, notices that they should be on the lookout.

Millions of pieces of paper that tell you NOTHING!

Millions of pieces of paper, most of which will probably end up in landfills.

And then, they are going to send out more.

Next week.

Way to go Sears. You get my sticks!